Albert goes to heaven

Albert has lunch at the pyramids before he commits his crime. He has salami, lettuce, tomato, and mustard on rye. Albert sits in front of the pyramids and eats his sandwich. Albert gets sand in his sandwich. Albert sneaks into the kitchen cupboards inside the biggest pyramid. Albert wishes there hadn't been so much sand in his salami, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. Albert leans forward and breathes heavily within the cupboards. This is it...the culmination of years of work....Albert goes to heaven.

1 comment:

kristenka said...

Reminds me of: http://twitter.com/sammcpheeters. But illustrated.