Marry ME Edith

This is, hands down, BY and FAR, the best song I have ever, EVER heard in my life. Ever. EVER.


Honky Tonk Merry Go Round

Listen to my ridiculous Patsy Cline cover here:


"I Fall to Peices"

Aw, poor Patsy.



My prowess as a photographer is only superseded by my prowess as an acrobat,,

Sass Dragons / Prizzy Prizzy Please Split



Hi . . .

I'm on tour right now with my lovely beautiful boys. I am in Portland, OR waiting for the All Girl Summer Fun Band to play. Happiness ensues.

Please play Becky. Please. Play. Becky.

I updated this:
Screamales BLAWG

Time to drift off into the Pacific!
See you in the next life !!


Are We Dead Yet?

Here is a lengthy assortment of poorly drawn drawin's from a group show I was in back in my hey day, when Marissa P. was all the rage. Marissa P. is sooo two years ago, + please note that these drawings were done on the wall in rapid succession and were only intended to make you feel bad, throw up, divorce your wife, beat your child, or overdose on your prescription sleep aid. I stole it from Reid Bingham who kindly put on the show.

Enjoy rotting in hell!


Dear People of America

Will one of you please buy me a scanner?
I made a comic. It's called, "Hell is Real - Friendly Reminders - My Personal Conflicts with Evil". Copies are available.