Finally learning about pain
As our heroes continue on their journey, Diamond Jane shuts down. She's finally lost her composure and now it's up to Freddy (AKA Pullman Larry) to tie all of her loose ends back together.
Courtney Love's radical feminist ethos evolves into a huge, throbbing dick. (ALSO SEE: Mickey Mouse Interstate Cock Ring)
Mystical signs pop up over the horizon. Your parents discuss inevitable divorce.
Diamond Jane, the protagonist, considers branding PULLMAN LARRY onto her uterus. What doctor might pull this off?
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